"And, finally. Tampa Bay is just wretched on offense. The Bucs have won some games that required sorcery, magic and witchcraft. Cincy, meanwhile, is one of my favorite teams. Love Burrow, they're going to be a tough out in the playoffs and they are laying just 3½. Wow. You know what to do here, yeah? That's right. Bucs plus 3½. How? Who the hell kn... Read more

"Tennessee is leaking oil -- can't beat anyone. Chargers getting healthy and just beat Miami. Just a 3-point favorite though. I get people don't see the board the same as I do, you either get it or you don't -- Titans."

"We will take the candy and the Jags as well against the Cowboys last seen squeaking past the Texans giving like 17. Feels like a close one and we like Jackson De Ville because he loves to party and loves America."

"Chicago is off a bye and Philadelphia is just a runaway train. Bears have lost a bunch but kept them close and we are banking on that again. Gimme -- at Soldier Field"

"OK -- let's get to the NFL portion. I continue to be amazed at how Vegas treats Minnesota -- giving only 4 to the four-win Colts. Sure -- OK. This is a bozo the clown game. Just like Carolina last week at Seattle when I asked you: You're not a bozo, are you? Are you a bozo? Colts plus only 4."